Ironic Millennial Crewneck – I Used to Be Goth | Unisex Premium Cotton Poly Blend

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Ironic Millennial Crewneck – I Used to Be Goth | Unisex Premium Cotton Poly Blend

Life used to be all about late nights, moody playlists, and intense eyeliner. Now? It’s early mornings, carpool chaos, and an unsettling knowledge of toddler snack preferences. But deep down, that goth heart still beats—and our “I Used to Be Goth” crewneck is your cozy, sarcastic reminder.

This unisex sweatshirt blends brooding nostalgia with all-day comfort. It’s soft enough for rewatching The Crow and warm enough for chilly soccer sidelines (where you’re definitely the one in all black).

Why You’ll Love It

Soft, Durable Fabric: Premium 50/50 cotton-poly blend that feels like a hug from your past self—minus the angst.

Classic Crewneck Fit: Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a clean, comfy silhouette (no skinny jeans trauma here).

Pilling Resistant: Made with air jet yarn so it stays smooth—just like your eyeliner once did.

Versatile & Layer-Friendly: Lightweight enough to throw over your old band tee, your existential dread, or both.

Where to Wear It:

• PTA meetings (while silently judging everyone’s lack of dramatic flair)

• Couch days with vintage goth playlists on repeat

• Weekend errands—because even if you shop at Target now, you do it with edge

Slip into this crewneck and remind the world: you may schedule playdates now, but you still prefer things a little darker.

*Products shipped within the United States typically arrive within 4-6 business days.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	69	71	74	76	79	81	83.8	86.3
B) Width (cm)	102	112	122	132	142	152	162.6	172.8
B) Half Chest (cm)	51	56	61	66	71	76	81.3	86.4
C) Sleeve Length (cm)	85	88	90	93	95	98	100.3	102.9

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	27.2	28	29.1	29.9	31.1	31.9	33	34
B) Width (inches)	40.2	44.1	48	52	55.9	59.8	64	68
B) Half Chest (inches)	20.1	22	24	26	28	29.9	32	34
C) Sleeve Length (inches)	33.5	34.6	35.4	36.6	37.4	38.6	39.5	40.5

Care Instructions

General	This sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style.
Wash	Machine washable in warm water with like colors.
Dry	Tumble dry on medium setting.
Store	Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.

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