Collection: I Used to Be Goth
Still emotionally unavailable. Just better at scheduling.
You didn’t grow out of your goth phase—you just learned to hide it under a comfy hoodie. Once it was poetry by candlelight and dramatic playlists. Now it’s carpool duty and snack management. But the love of black clothes, existential dread, and disdain for small talk? Still alive and well.
The “I Used to Be Goth” collection is for grown-up goths who swapped eyeliner for eye cream but kept the attitude. With ironic tees, cozy hoodies, and totes for your emotional baggage, this line lets you embrace the darkness—responsibly.
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What to Expect:
Unisex Comfort: Soft, wearable fabrics for daily gloom or weekend brooding.
Subtle Sass: Designs that speak fluent sarcasm.
Functional Melancholy: Apparel and accessories built for real life—with just enough edge.
You may schedule playdates now, but you’ll always be goth at heart.
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Ironic Millennial Tee – I Used to Be Goth | White Unisex Cotton T-Shirt
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Ironic Millennial Tee – I Used to Be Goth | Black Unisex Cotton T-Shirt
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Ironic Millennial Tee – I Used to Be Goth | Women’s Premium Cotton Crewneck
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Ironic Millennial Hoodie – I Used to Be Goth | Unisex Cotton Poly Blend
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Ironic Millennial Mug – I Used to Be Goth | 11oz White Ceramic
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Ironic Millennial Bottle – I Used to Be Goth | 17oz White Stainless Steel
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Ironic Millennial Tote – I Used to Be Goth | Eco-Friendly 10L Cotton Bag
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Ironic Millennial Crewneck – I Used to Be Goth | Unisex Premium Cotton Poly Blend
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