Ironic Millennial Hoodie – I Used to Be Goth | Unisex Cotton Poly Blend

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Ironic Millennial Hoodie – I Used to Be Goth | Unisex Cotton Poly Blend

Remember when your biggest worry was which band logo to Sharpie on your backpack? Now it’s whether you packed the right snacks for soccer. Times changed—but the brooding vibes? Still strong. Our “I Used to Be Goth” hoodie is your cozy reminder that the eyeliner may be faded, but the attitude is eternal.

This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s wearable nostalgia, perfectly balanced with comfort, sarcasm, and just enough edge to keep the normies guessing.

Why You’ll Love It:

Soft, Durable Fabric: Heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend—soft enough to lounge in, tough enough to survive yet another spirit week.

Double-Lined Hood: Matching drawstring and cozy inner lining for those “don’t talk to me” moods.

Pill-Resistant: Air jet yarn resists pilling, so it stays fresh—even if your soul’s been tired since 2006.

Front Pouch Pocket: Perfect for cold hands, forgotten snacks, or avoiding eye contact.

Classic Fit: Ribbed cuffs and waistband with just the right stretch. No corset required.

Where to Wear It:

• Soccer sidelines where you daydream about darkwave playlists

• Weekend errands with strong opinions and darker clothes

• Couch days introducing your kid to The Cure (the band, not medicine)

Wrap yourself in cozy darkness and let the world know: you might carry snacks now, but you still carry the weight of emotional depth like a pro.

*Products shipped within the United States typically arrive within 4-6 business days.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	68.6	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	84	86
B) Width (cm)	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152.4	162	172
B) Half Chest (cm)	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76.2	81	86
C) Sleeve Length (cm)	85.1	87.6	90.2	92.7	95.3	97.8	100	103

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	27	28	29	30	31	32	33.1	33.9
B) Width (inches)	40	44	48	52	56	60	63.8	67.7
B) Half Chest (inches)	20	22	24	26	28	30	31.9	33.9
C) Sleeve Length (inches)	33.5	34.5	35.5	36.5	37.5	38.5	39.4	40.6

Care Instructions

General	The Gildan 18500 hoodie is known for its robust fabric blend, comfort, and versatility, making it a popular choice for bulk orders and custom designs.
Wash	Machine wash with cold water is recommended to maintain the integrity of the fabric.
Dry	Tumble dry on medium setting.
Store	This hoodie is widely available online through various retailers, offering ease of purchase.

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