Ironic Millennial Tee – I Used to Be Goth | Black Unisex Cotton T-Shirt
Ironic Millennial Tee – I Used to Be Goth | Black Unisex Cotton T-Shirt
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Ironic Millennial Tee – I Used to Be Goth | Black Unisex Cotton T-Shirt
You used to scream lyrics in dimly lit clubs surrounded by eyeliner, incense, and questionable life choices. Now? You’re calmly explaining to your kid why “emotional support slime” isn’t allowed at school. Life changes—but your shadowy, sarcastic soul? Still fully intact.
The “I Used to Be Goth” tee brings that inner darkness to daylight with soft, everyday comfort and just enough edge to let people know black is still your happy color—even if bedtime is now 9 PM.
Why You’ll Love It:
Ultra-Soft Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton—like your favorite vintage band tee, minus the regret.
Tailored Unisex Fit: Side-seamed for a flattering cut that hits just right—no boxy flashbacks here.
Designed to Be Vibrant: Crisp DTG printing means your sarcastic goth statement won’t fade, even if your patience does.
Eco-Friendly Production: Sustainably made, because even the goths care about the planet (a little).
Where to Wear It:
• Casual outings where black clothes are still a personality trait
• Music festivals where you roll your eyes at 20-somethings’ playlists
• School pick-ups where your tee does the talking so you don’t have to
Slip into this tee and show the world that while your eyeliner isn’t as dramatic, your attitude absolutely still is.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |
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