Ironic Millennial Tee – I Used to Be Goth | Women’s Premium Cotton Crewneck

Ironic Millennial Tee – I Used to Be Goth | Women’s Premium Cotton Crewneck

Once, you screamed along to goth anthems in smoky clubs and swore you’d never be a morning person. Now? You’re whispering “Don’t make me count to three” in the Target aisle while wearing sunglasses indoors—on purpose. Life looks different, but that dark edge? Still sharp.

Our “I Used to Be Goth” crewneck tee blends soft comfort with subtle sarcasm, proving that your love of black clothing and emotional depth never truly faded—it just got a little more functional.

Why You’ll Love It:

Ultra-Soft Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton—smooth as your best eyeliner day.

Tailored Fit: Slim, flattering cut with a longer length that pairs perfectly with boots, joggers, or a resting witch face.

Built to Last: Reinforced shoulder taping so it keeps its shape—no matter how many wash cycles (or meltdowns) it endures.

Where to Wear It:

• Casual weekends when your look is “chill, but make it existential”

• Coffee runs where you’re mentally rating the playlist

• School pick-ups where black is still the new black

Slip into this tee and let your outfit whisper what you’re too tired to say: I may be someone’s parent now—but I still romanticize thunderstorms.

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