Ironic Millennial Tote – I Used to Be Goth | Eco-Friendly 10L Cotton Bag
Ironic Millennial Tote – I Used to Be Goth | Eco-Friendly 10L Cotton Bag
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Ironic Millennial Tote – I Used to Be Goth | Eco-Friendly 10L Cotton Bag
Once upon a time, you carried eyeliner, poetry, and maybe a cursed tarot deck. Now? It’s juice boxes, hand sanitizer, and that one snack your kid suddenly hates. Life changed—but the inner goth is still lurking (probably in all black).
Our “I Used to Be Goth” tote lets you carry the chaos with style—and a bit of beautifully brooding sarcasm. It’s roomy, durable, and just dramatic enough to let people know you still romanticize thunderstorms and make eye contact with crows.
Why You’ll Love It:
Eco-Friendly & Durable: 100% cotton with reinforced stitching—strong enough to carry emotional baggage and groceries.
Spacious 10L Capacity: Perfect for errands, spell books, or emergency snacks.
Lightweight Feel: Comfortable enough for everyday gloom.
Made On Demand: Sustainably produced with no waste—because being goth and being green are not mutually exclusive.
Where to Use It:
• Farmers markets (while judging people’s lack of eyeliner)
• School pick-ups (channeling Wednesday Addams energy)
• Park days (sitting in the shade, obviously)
Carry your essentials with just the right amount of existential dread. Because you might wear more SPF than you used to—but you still feel like a shadow in the daylight.
Size guide
Sizes | |
Handle (cm) | 67 |
Length (cm) | 42 |
Width (cm) | 38 |
Sizes | |
Handle (inches) | 26.4 |
Length (inches) | 16.5 |
Width (inches) | 15 |
Care instructions
Wash | Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors |
Tumble Dry | Low |
Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
Dry clean | Do not dry clean |
Iron | Do not iron |
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