Ironic Millennial Bottle – I Used to Be Punk | 17oz White Stainless Steel

Ironic Millennial Bottle – I Used to Be Punk | 17oz White Stainless Steel

Once, you stayed hydrated with questionable energy drinks before hitting the pit. Now? You’re sipping ice-cold water while pretending to enjoy the fourth soccer game of the weekend. But that doesn’t mean you’ve lost your edge. Our “I Used to Be Punk” stainless steel water bottle keeps your drinks cool and your attitude intact—because hydration is the new rebellion.

Sleek, durable, and designed to handle both hot and cold drinks, this 17oz bottle is your new go-to whether you’re sweating it out at the gym or just trying to survive another chaotic day.

Why You’ll Love It:

Double-Wall Insulation: Keeps drinks cold for 6 hours and hot for just as long—because lukewarm drinks are for amateurs.

Sleek & Portable Design: Elongated neck and slim profile make it easy to toss in your bag or carry to your next “adventure.”

Leak-Proof Cap: No surprise spills, even when life throws curveballs (or sippy cups).

Durable Stainless Steel: High-quality stainless steel construction means this bottle can survive just about anything—except maybe your kid’s science experiments.

Where to Take It:

• Soccer sidelines where hydration is mandatory, and sarcasm is optional.

• Gym sessions where you’re technically working out, but mentally still at that 2004 show.

• Road trips where the only thing keeping you sane is caffeine and a solid playlist.

Stay hydrated and let the world know that while your music taste is timeless, your drink game is ice cold.

*Products shipped within the United States typically arrive within 4-6 business days.